I know we've had a rocky relationship over the last 29 years, but I must confess that I love you with every exhausted subatomic particle in my body. I know it may seem that I've left you for another (my son), but believe me when I say that I miss you dearly. Please come back, Sleep. And while you're at it, I implore you to pay a visit to Harper. Our estrangement will persist until you make amends with him.
Shauna (aka Sleepless in SLC)